When the Pot calls the Kettle black
The Pot better look behind his back.
Such was the case the other day.
Trump thought that he'd found a way
To smear his foe when Mr. Mateen
At a Clinton speech was seen,
A face in the crowd right behind her.
Donald said we all should find her
Guilty by association
With the crime that shocked the nation.
For only people that you know
To those favored seats can go.
He turned around, asked "Do you know me?
If so, raise your hands to show me."
Among those was a famous face
Kicked out of Congress in disgrace.
Said Hastert, "By all that is holy
We must get rid of this Mark Foley."
With some pages he had messed,
But who would have ever guessed
That House Speaker Dennis Hastert
Was an even greater dastard?
Talk about your pot and kettle:
Dennis ought to get a medal
For champion hypocrisy.
But back to Trump. We note with glee
That, to quote from Avon's bard,
He's hoist with his own petard.